Picture it: St Petersburg, FL, 2000. A young maiden hears a rumor from her friends of an available back-hairless man. His face, an Adonis; his back, smooth as a baby’s bottom. They meet. They laugh. They fall in love. Every weekend from then on, they are inseparable.
Eight years later her parents accept a dowry of 4 goats and the gold tooth of a guy named Vito (god rest his soul), and the couple set a date to be married.
That young maiden was me. And that back-hairless man was Kyle Jory.
5 comments:
sure his back may not be hairy but have you seen his face?
How nice of Cam's dad to donate his tooth - guess we really are all connected:)
love you,
Dad & joyce
actually, kyle had thick curley back hair when we brought him home from the hospital, then we realized we stopped at the puppy store
i know for a fact hes got back hair
gross
I heard the more back hair, the manlier and more potent. I think it's true.
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